Ning

This is probably one of our most common inside jokes, if not our most common inside joke.

The word "ning" itself is a mix of "[THE HARD R N-WORD, THANKS FANDOM]" and "Ping", creating "Ning".

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Variations
There are multiple variations of ning.

Notable variations:

Ninguin (Ning Penguin)

Ningauno (Ning Pengauno)

Numan (Ning Human)

Scing (Scary Ning) --

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Appearance
A ning is a 2 ft tall obese yellow coloured creature.

Nings are very weak and squishy, as a result, all it takes to kill a ning is squeezing their tiny neck with your hand. --

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Behaviour
Nings generally go around breaking into any house they can find, especially if the owners are Penguins or Kiwis.

Nings enjoy shouting random bullshit and making screeching noises. A study was done, and results were found that every ning has a severe case of Autism. Nings enjoy committing crime. Ning favourited crimes are crimes such as mass shootings, food theft, identity theft, and hate crime.

3 Penguins out of 10 claim that they have nings breaking into their home to steal food once per week. All nings are roleplayers, all nings are nazis, and all nings hate Penguins and Kiwis more than anything.

Nings are small, and as a result have almost no brain. The only brains they have are essential things, such as breathing, thinking, and speaking, however, most of the time nings can't do any of those anyway.

All nings are sadists, and enjoy harming Penguins in any way they can. Whether it be physically or emotionally, 5 Penguins out of 10 claim that they get abused by nings weekly.

How nings are formed
There are 4 ways a ning can be formed. These ways are:

1. There is a slight chance that when someone is being developed as a fetus (Whether it be a Ping, a Penguin, a Kiwi, or a Human), something will fuck up and their body cells do not form properly. When this happens, their life is doomed, as the further they grow old, the more they start turning into a ning. When this happens, it usually takes 5-10 years for them to fully become a ning. The reason this happens is unknown, however, Penguin researchers have determined that if someones parents roleplay and engage in acts of hate crime while their baby is still forming, that baby has a higher chance of becoming a ning when they're older, which could be hinting at the actual cause behind this phenomenon. The chance of this happening is increased if their parents are Pings, and decreased if anything else.

2. This one can only happen if the victim is a Ping or Penguin. There is a slight chance that when a Ping or a Penguin dies, their body, instead of decomposing, will somehow get its cells back together and bring the cells alive. When this happen, the Ping/Penguin comes back from the dead as a Ning. This is also unknown how this happens, however if the victim was previously a roleplayer/active criminal, there is a higher chance of them coming back from the dead as a Ning. This has a higher chance of happening if the victim is a Ping. As a result of this, multiple jokes have been made about nings being decompositions.

3. If someone feels like it, they can become a Transgender Ning, which means they have transitioned from being whatever they were before, to being a ning. People who do this are shamed by society more than anyone else, as they should be. They are disgusting and horrible creatures, and should be utterly annihilated ASAP.

4. If parents of the victim were Nings, then the baby will automatically be a ning as well. Common knowledge, but still important enough to be noted on this list.

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Conclusion
Nings are, hands down, the most horrible things to ever exist. Nings are lower in society than everyone else and are actively killed, abused, and mocked. If you ever see a ning, rip and tear until it is done. -